HERS:
- Pulls off at wrong exit.
- Opens window
- Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
- Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
- Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it’s the correct one.
- Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right.
- Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
- Finally rolls down window.
- Hocks a loogie.
- Pulls up to a 7-11.
- Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky.
- Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
- Gets back into car.
- Farts.
- After he closes the door.
- Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
- Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
- Almost hits a deer.
- Curses the night.
- Curses you.
- Curses the large slurpee.
- Stops by the side of the road.
- Takes a leak.
- Still taking a leak.
- Almost done.
- I think.
- Returns to car.
- Drives and fiddles with radio.
- Yells at you for suggesting the map again.
- Admits he didn’t want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister’s anyway.
- He hates your sister.
- Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.
- He had to look up pernicious.
- Couldn’t find a dictionary.
- Finally found a dictionary.
- Couldn’t spell pernicious.
- Seethes at the memory of it all
- But she is laughing inside…
- And of course you’re still lost.