Signs You’ve Bought a Cheap Car

  • Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.
  • The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.
  • The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.
  • The rear-view mirror says, “Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk.”
  • The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus.
  • Shadow Traffic warns other drivers what highway you’re taking.
  • The sticker on the windshield says, “Batteries not included”-
  • You fill up the tank with unleaded coal.
  • You can only go to restaurants that offer valet pushing.
  • When you pass hitchhikers, they put their thumb down.