- A particular year’s model would not be available for at least 2 years until after it was scheduled to go into production.
- Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you would have to restart it. For some bizarre reason, you accept this.
- You couldn’t have more than one person in the car unless you purchased a CarXP or Car NT, and then you would have to buy extra seats.
- Linux would build a car that ran on water, was twice as reliable, and 10 times as fast, but would only run on 5% of the roads.
- The oil, gas, alternator and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single “General Car Fault” light.
- People would be excited about the ‘new’ features in Microsoft cars, forgetting that these features had been available in other cars a decade ago.
- We’d all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
- The US Government would GET subsidies from Auto Manufacturers instead of GIVING them.
- New seats would force everyone to get the same size butt!
- Maternity leave would last two years…with full pay!
- There’d be a cure for stretch marks.
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete. {Eg: You want me to push this through WHAT?!!}
- Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s No. 1 health problem.
- All methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effectiveness.
- Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet-trained and over the “Terrible Twos.”
- Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
- They wouldn’t think twins were quite so cute.
- Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10 p.m.
- Men could use their briefcases as diaper bags.
- They’d stay in bed for the entire nine months.
- Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
- Women would rule the world.
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