Computer Geek Pick-Up Lines

  • Nice Set of Floppies!
  • Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
  • I’d like to play on your laptop.
  • Need me to unzip your files?
  • If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long
  • I’d like to boot up your PC !
  • I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.
  • I’ve got a 21 inch… (monitor)
  • I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video…
  • Your homepage or mine?