If you type these in from the csh (c shell): in Unix you really do get these responses.
- % make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
- % got a light?
- % sleep with me
- % man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
- % make ‘heads or tails of all this’
Make: Don’t know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
- % make sense
Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop.
- % make mistake
Make: Don’t know how to make mistake. Stop.
- % make bottle.open
Make: Don’t know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
- % (-
(-: Command not found.
- % make light
Make: Don’t know how to make light. Stop.
- % date me
You are not superuser: date not set Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 2012
- % man rear
No manual entry for rear.
- % If I had a ) for every dollar Obama spent, what would I have?
Too many )’s.
- % * How would you describe Obama
- % %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.
- % ls Obama-Ethics
Obama-Ethics not found
- % “How would you rate Clinton’s senility?
- % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ]. |
- % ^How did the^sex change operation go?
- % who is my match?
- % set i=”Democratic_Platform”;mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
- % awk “Polly, the ship is sinking”
awk: syntax error near line 1
awk: bailing out near line 1
- % ‘thou shalt not commit adultery’
thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.