Great T-Shirt Slogans

  • So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
  • I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
  • God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
  • If They Don’t Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain’t Going
  • My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
  • (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah!
  • (On the back of a Harley-rider) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
  • I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We’re OK Now
  • What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It’s All About?
  • (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor
  • I Didn’t Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
  • Liberal Arts Major…Will Think For Money
  • IRS – Be Audit You Can Be
  • Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
  • Coffee, Chocolate, Men…Some Things Are Just Better Rich
  • Gravity… It’s Not Just a Good Idea. It’s The Law.
  • If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen
  • In America, Anyone Can Be President. That’s The Risk You Take.
  • First Things First, But Not Necessarily In That Order.
  • I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do