- So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
- I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
- God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
- If They Don’t Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain’t Going
- My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
- (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah!
- (On the back of a Harley-rider) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
- I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We’re OK Now
- What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It’s All About?
- (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor
- I Didn’t Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
- Liberal Arts Major…Will Think For Money
- IRS – Be Audit You Can Be
- Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
- Coffee, Chocolate, Men…Some Things Are Just Better Rich
- Gravity… It’s Not Just a Good Idea. It’s The Law.
- If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen
- In America, Anyone Can Be President. That’s The Risk You Take.
- First Things First, But Not Necessarily In That Order.
- I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do
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