Some Twisted Sayings

  • Dyslexics have more fnu
  • Clones are people, two
  • Entropy isn’t what it used to be
  • Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
  • Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses
  • Eschew obfuscation
  • 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!
  • Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor
  • Anything free is worth what you pay for it
  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization
  • COLE’S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage
  • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  • Editing is a rewording activity
  • Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure
  • My reality check just bounced
  • Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
  • What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  • Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
  • No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn’t work anyway
  • Boycott shampoo… Demand REAL poo!
  • IRS – Be audit you can be