- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station…
- I must always remember that I’m unique, just like everyone else.
- Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
- If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
- I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
- How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
- How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?
- If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what is a fog horn made of?
- If quitters never win, and winners never quit, why do they say, “Quit while you’re ahead”?!
- If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
- I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.
- What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?
- What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
- When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
- When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
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