- I can hold my own. But I’d rather hold yours.
- I love oral sex; it’s the phone bill I hate.
- Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
- The reason we can’t take it with us is because it goes before we do.
- MONEY IS THE ROOT TO ALL EVIL — send $9.95 for more info
- Jell-O is just Kool-Aid with a hard-on!
- Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?
- Synonym: A word you can use when you can’t spell the other one.
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