What?!?

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• I can hold my own. But I’d rather hold yours.
• I love oral sex; it’s the phone bill I hate.
• Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
• The reason we can’t take it with us is because it goes before we do.
• MONEY IS THE ROOT TO ALL EVIL — send $9.95 for more info
• Jell-O is just Kool-Aid with a hard-on!
• Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?
• Synonym: A word you can use when you can’t spell the other one.