And You Wonder *Why* It Didn’t Last

  • She married him because he was such a “strong man”
    She divorced him because he was such a “dominating male.”
  • He married her because she was so “fragile and petite.”
    He divorced her because she was so “weak and helpless.”
  • She married him because “he knows how to provide a good living.”
    She divorced him because “all he thinks about is business.”
  • He married her because “she reminds me of my mother.”
    He divorced her because “she’s getting more like her mother every day.”
  • She married him because he was “happy and romantic.”
    She divorced him because he was “shiftless and fun-loving.”
  • He married her because she was “steady and sensible.”
    He divorced her because she was “boring and dull.”
  • She married him because he was “the life of the party.”
    She divorced him because “he never wants to come home from a party.”