Why Fishin’ is Better Than Makin’ Love

  • When you go fishin’ and you catch somethin,’ that’s good.
    If you’re making love and you catch somethin,’ that’s bad.
  • Fish don’t compare you to other fishermen neither.
    And don’t want to know how many other fish you caught.
  • In fishin’ you lie about the one that got away.
    In lovin’ you lie about the one you caught.
  • You can catch and release a fish, you don’t have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
  • You don’t have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
  • You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler.
    If you want to catch a woman you’re talking dinner and a movie minimum.
  • Fish don’t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishin.’