Why Fishing is Better than Sex

  • A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.
  • You don’t have to eat a fish while it’s still flopping around.
  • You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want.
  • Stroking your rod won’t piss off a trout.
  • Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected of you.
  • Anything you stick in a fish’s face, it eats.
  • A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.
  • A red snapper won’t cry if you call it a flounder.
  • You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick.
  • If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.
  • A smart fish knows when to keep it’s mouth shut.
  • It’s okay to cook a fish to make it taste good.
  • Fish bite for a guy of 60, same as they do for a guy of 20.
  • You’re never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.
  • Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.