- A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.
- You don’t have to eat a fish while it’s still flopping around.
- You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want.
- Stroking your rod won’t piss off a trout.
- Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected of you.
- Anything you stick in a fish’s face, it eats.
- A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.
- A red snapper won’t cry if you call it a flounder.
- You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick.
- If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.
- A smart fish knows when to keep it’s mouth shut.
- It’s okay to cook a fish to make it taste good.
- Fish bite for a guy of 60, same as they do for a guy of 20.
- You’re never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.
- Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.
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