- You work very odd hours.
- You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
- You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
- You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
- You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
- You are not proud of what you do.
- Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
- It’s difficult to have a family.
- You have no job satisfaction.
- If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
- You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
- People ask you, “What do you do?” and you can’t explain it.
- Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
- Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
- Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
- Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
- You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth, but if the client is foolish enough to pay, it’s not your problem.
- When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
- You are rated on your “performance” in an excruciating ordeal.
- Even though you get paid the big bucks, it’s the client who walks away smiling.
- The client always thinks your “cut” of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
- When you deduct your “take” from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
- Referred to the first month of your relationship as a diagnostic period.
- Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
- Takes a half-day at the office because, Sunday is your day.
- Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
- Tries to call room service from the bedroom.
- Ends any argument by saying, “Let’s talk about this off-line”.
- Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
- Can’t be trusted with the car – too accustomed to beating up rentals.
- Valentine’s Day card has bullet points.
- Refers to lovemaking as a win-win.
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