- Referred to the first month of your relationship as a diagnostic period.
- Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
- Takes a half-day at the office because, Sunday is your day.
- Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
- Tries to call room service from the bedroom.
- Ends any argument by saying, “Let’s talk about this off-line”.
- Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
- Can’t be trusted with the car – too accustomed to beating up rentals.
- Valentine’s Day card has bullet points.
- Refers to lovemaking as a win-win.
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