Breaking Up Is Hard To Do…

(especially when you share the same major!)

  • Psychology
    Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother.
  • Sociology
    Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.
  • Archaeology
    One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.
  • Theatre
    “OH! Life is… ENDED… as we KNOW it!”
  • Biology
    “You just wanted to get in my genes!”
  • Physics
    Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down.
  • Journalism
    “Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks…”
  • Women’s Studies
    “HE did it!”
  • Business
    Both decide that they’re spending way too much money together, and that it’s simply cheaper to be single.
  • History
    Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.
  • Geography
    Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.
  • Anatomy
    “I never liked your body anyway.”
  • Economics
    One party demands more than the other can supply.