Why Cats are Better Than Men

  • A cat always hits the litterbox.
  • Better chance of training a cat.
  • No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don’t have to pretend you like it.
  • You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.
  • If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
  • A cat purrs when you serve him dinner.
  • You can de-claw a cat… try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
  • It’s okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
  • You don’t have to worry about your cat turn into a pig when you host a party.
  • A cat knows you’re the key to his happiness… a man thinks he is.
  • If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.