- Capitalism
Let’s sell this cow manure.
- Socialism
This cow manure belongs to the Government.
- Communism
This cow manure belongs to the People.
- Liberalism
Let’s spread this cow manure around.
- Conservatism
Keep your hands off my cow manure.
- Clintonism
Looks like cow manure. Smells like cow manure. Tastes like cow manure. Glad I didn’t step in it.
- Doleism
Bob Dole’s stepped in cow manure and Bob Dole knows what to do with cow manure. Bob Dole in a previous life was cow manure.
- Obamaism
There is no such thing as cow manure.
- Fascism
Eat cow manure and die.
- Utopianism
I love this cow manure.
- Positivism
Cow manure doesn’t stink.
- Separatism
Keep your cow manure away from my cow manure.
- Anarchism
Let the cow manure hit the fan.
- Sexism
Clean up this cow manure, honey.
- Feminism
I’m not going to take this cow manure anymore.
- Environmentalism
Clean this cow manure up.
- Corporatism
If we merge our cow manure with your cow manure, we’ll be big shits.
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