- You go mad when somebody who is not from Manchester says ‘mad fer it’. “Nobody says that EVER!” you scream.
- You say ‘mad fer it’ when back in Manchester.
- You think fisherman’s hats are attractive.
- You support Man City out of principle.
- You see Coronation Street stars all the time and think nothing of it.
- You think Londoners are ‘soft southern wankers’… until they kick your head in at a footie match.
- You get a freckle and consider yourself ‘suntanned’.
- You deny that it rains all the time.. as you struggle home with the shopping in yet another torrential downpour.
- You won’t pay more than £1.50 for a wrap of skag.
- People start yawning when you talk about how great Manchester is.
- Zzzzzzz.
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