Signs You’ve Been in Liverpool Too Long

  • You have an urge to steal.
  • You think Brookside is a ‘glamorous’ soap.
  • You think Hollyoaks is ‘posh’.
  • You keep going on about how great Liverpool and Scousers are.
  • You often wonder why so many Scousers leave Liverpool and never come back.
  • To you, organised crime is putting petrol in the getaway car.
  • You start to cry when you hear ‘Ferry cross the Mersey’.
  • You think that Albert Dock is ‘for the tourists’. What tourists?
  • You think anyone from Liverpool has a great sense of humor.
  • You often wonder why you don’t hear of many Scouse comedians any more.