- You have an urge to steal.
- You think Brookside is a ‘glamorous’ soap.
- You think Hollyoaks is ‘posh’.
- You keep going on about how great Liverpool and Scousers are.
- You often wonder why so many Scousers leave Liverpool and never come back.
- To you, organised crime is putting petrol in the getaway car.
- You start to cry when you hear ‘Ferry cross the Mersey’.
- You think that Albert Dock is ‘for the tourists’. What tourists?
- You think anyone from Liverpool has a great sense of humor.
- You often wonder why you don’t hear of many Scouse comedians any more.
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