You Might Be a Redneck NASCAR Fan if…

  • You think the last four words of the National Anthem are “Gentlemen start your engines!”….
  • You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida….
  • You’ve ever written Richard Petty’s name on a presidential ballot….
  • You’re not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures….
  • You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows….
  • You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program….
  • You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series….
  • Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three….
  • You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights….
  • You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can’t remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary….
  • You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can’t remember how old your children are….
  • You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph…..round and round and round….
  • The word “Bank” makes you think of turn three at Daytona….
  • Your wife’s nickname is “Lugnut”….
  • You’ve spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one….
  • You know the “Back way” to Talledega….
  • You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper….
  • You make engine noises while watching racing on TV….