Rejected Summer Olympic Events

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  • The Marge Schott-put
  • Hide the javelin
  • Tackle the French guy
  • Speed blinking
  • Trouser hockey
  • Synchronized shrugging
  • 100-meter dash with a fat guy on your back
  • Female weightlifter mustache tweezing
  • Pantsless pole vault
  • Lookin’ terrific