- You think the last four words of the National Anthem are “Gentlemen start your engines!”….
- You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida….
- You’ve ever written Richard Petty’s name on a presidential ballot….
- You’re not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures….
- You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows….
- You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program….
- You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series….
- Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three….
- You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights….
- You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can’t remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary….
- You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can’t remember how old your children are….
- You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph…..round and round and round….
- The word “Bank” makes you think of turn three at Daytona….
- Your wife’s nickname is “Lugnut”….
- You’ve spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one….
- You know the “Back way” to Talledega….
- You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper….
- You make engine noises while watching racing on TV….
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