- My Mother taught me LOGIC…
“If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.”
- My Mother taught me MEDICINE…
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.”
- My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD…
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job!”
- My Mother taught me ESP…
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think that I know when you’re cold?”
- My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE…
“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you…Don’t talk back to me!”
- My Mother taught me HUMOR…
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
- My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.
- My mother taught me ABOUT SEX…
“How do you think you got here?”
- My mother taught me about GENETICS…
“You are just like your father!”
- My mother taught me about my ROOTS…
“Do you think you were born in a barn?”
- My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE…
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”
- My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…
“Just wait until your father gets home.”
- My mother taught me about RECEIVING…
“You are going to get it when we get home.”
- And my all time favorite thing – JUSTICE…
“One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you’ll see what it’s like.”
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