- Catch up on gardening. Sew leaves back onto trees. Do all cooking for 2022.
- Freshen air in home by sliding a dozen Dr. Scholl’s shoe inserts into heat pump.
- Make steel wool from mussel beards saved over the years.
- Spin silk cord to garrote squid; fill fountain pen with the ink and hand write staff their dismissal notes.
- Culture ancient DNA into dinosaurs for nieces and nephews.
- Make personal address books out of old phone books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of all the people you do not know.
- Review the Christmas ’96 show and try to understand why Julia Child is much beloved even though her croquembouche was very much askew.
- Attend workshop on obsessive-compulsive disorders. Take verbatim notes.
- Gild lilies.
- Beat The Donald on the next try.
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