Application to Live in Alabama

  1. Name: (Check appropriate box)
  2. Age: ____
  3. Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
  4. Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
  5. Occupation:
    ____Hair Dresser
  6. Spouse’s Name: __________________________
  7. Relationship with spouse:
  8. ____Sister

  9. Number of children living in household: ___
  10. Number that are yours: ___
  11. Mother’s Name: _______________________
  12. Father’s Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
  13. Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
  14. Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
  15. ____Total number of vehicles you own
    ____Number of vehicles that still crank
    ____Number of vehicles in front yard
    ____Number of vehicles in back yard
    ____Number of vehicles on cement blocks
  16. Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
  17. Firearms you own and where you keep them:
  18. Do you have a gun rack?
    ____No; please explain:_______________________________________________________
  19. Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    ____The National Enquirer
    ____The Globe
    ____TV Guide
    ____Soap Opera Digest
    ____Rifle and Shotgun
  20. How many times have you:
    ____Seen a UFO?
    ____Been abducted by evil space aliens?
    ____Seen Elvis?
    ____Seen Elvis in a UFO?
  21. How often do you bathe:
    ____Not Applicable
  22. Color of teeth:
  23. Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
  24. How far is your home from a paved road?
    ____1 mile
    ____2 miles
    ____don’t know
    ____what’s a road?