Application for Permission to Live in New Hampshire

NAME: _______________________________

  1. Ethnic Information: (voluntary)
    ____White
  2. Type of Cars Owned:
    ____Pickup Truck
  3. You don’t own any Foreign cars, do you?
    ____NO
  4. Car Equipment:
    ____Gun Rack
    ____Stash
    ____CB
    ____Beer Holder
    ____Playboy air freshener
  5. Bumper Stickers:
    ____”Ex-wife in trunk”
    ____”If Guns are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Guns”
    ____”Romney/Ryan”
    ____”Shit Happens”
    ____”If you don’t like my driving, get off the sidewalk”
  6. Sexual Orientation:
    ____Heterosexual
  7. Favorite Cause:
    ____NRA
    ____Prolife
    Total given to these causes in the last 12 months: ________________
  8. Favorite Drugs:
    ____Grass
  9. Seasonings used on Food:
    ____Ketchup
    ____Salt
  10. Which of the Following Should be Banned?: (check all that apply)
    ____Democrats
    ____Welfare
    ____N.O.W.
  11. Favorite Beer:
    ____Miller
    ____Michelob
    ____Bud
  12. Favorite Politician:
    ____Don’t Care
  13. Club Memberships:
    ____NRA
  14. How Many Automatic Weapons do you own?
    ____5
    ____10
    ____More than that
  15. Favorite TV Show:
    ____Courage, New Hampshire
    ____Sons of Anarchy