Not that we would ever see these, but it makes you wonder what would happen if the following companies merged…

  • Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler
  • 3M and Goodyear
  • John Deere and Abitibi-Price
    Deere Abi
  • Crabtree & Evelyn and Apple Computer
    Crab Apple
  • Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining
    Zip Audi Do Da
  • Folger Coffee, Detroit Edison and Rolex
  • Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds
  • Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil
    Honey, I’m Home
  • Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining
    Mine, All Mine
  • 3M, JC Penney and Canadian Opera Company
    3 Penney Opera
  • Mattel and Pacific Gold
    Ma & Pa
  • Sears Roebuck and Rogers Cable
    Buck Rogers
  • Cracker Jacks and Maxwell House
  • Luvs Diapers and Hertz Rent-A-Car
    Luv Hertz
  • Knott’s Berry Farm and National Organization of Women
    Knott NOW
  • Federal Express and UPS
    Fed Up.