Possible Metric Conversions

Found in a scientist’s trash can:

  • 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
  • 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
  • 365.25 days = 1 Unicycle
  • 500 millenaries = 1 seminary
  • 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
  • 10 cards = 1 decacards
  • 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
  • 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
  • 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 Liter Hosen
  • 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
  • 2000 British Troops in Ireland = 2 kilohenry
  • 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
  • 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
  • 1 trillion grams of brown marijuana = 1 Terracotta pot
  • 1 million billion piccolos = 1 gigolo
  • 10 rations = 1 decoration
  • 100 rations = 1 C-ration
  • 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
  • 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
  • 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
  • 5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
  • 2 monograms = 1 diagram
  • 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
  • 2 baby sitters = 1 gramma grampa