How the Media Would Handle the End of the World

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  • USA Today
    WE’RE DEAD.

  • Wall Street Journal
    Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends.

  • National Enquirer
    O.J. and Nicole, Together Again.

  • Inc. Magazine
    10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.

  • Rolling Stone
    The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.

  • Sports Illustrated
    Game Over.

  • Playboy
    Girls of the Apocalypse.

  • Ladies Home Journal
    Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New “Armageddon” Diet!

  • TV Guide
    Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!

  • Discover Magazine
    How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?

  • Microsoft Systems Journal
    Netscape Loses Market Share.

  • Microsoft’s Web Site
    If you don’t experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE.

  • America OnLine
    System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.