Well, despite the fact that AOL Time Warner has lost over half of its value and threw out their CEO, Gerald Levin, it hasn’t stopped other companies from talking about doing mega-merger deals.

For instance, did you hear that Yahoo, in a 5-1 stock split, plus some capital from Microsoft, is planning on taking over Disney, Data General, and United Health Care?

Yep.

The new company will be called:

Hoo-Dis, Hoo-Dat, and Hoo-Cares.

Not that we would ever see these, but it makes you wonder what would happen if the following companies merged…

• Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler
  Poly-Warner-Cracker.
• 3M and Goodyear
  mmmGood
• John Deere and Abitibi-Price
  Deere Abi
• Crabtree & Evelyn and Apple Computer
  Crab Apple
• Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining
  Zip Audi Do Da
• Folger Coffee, Detroit Edison and Rolex
  Folderal
• Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds
  Swisschese
• Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil
  Honey, I’m Home
• Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining
  Mine, All Mine
• 3M, JC Penney and Canadian Opera Company
  3 Penney Opera
• Mattel and Pacific Gold
  Ma & Pa
• Sears Roebuck and Rogers Cable
  Buck Rogers
• Cracker Jacks and Maxwell House
  Crackhouse
• Luvs Diapers and Hertz Rent-A-Car
  Luv Hertz
• Knott’s Berry Farm and National Organization of Women
  Knott NOW
• Federal Express and UPS
  Fed Up.