- “A diamond is forever.”
“Which is *exactly* how long you’ll be hearing about it from the wife if you don’t cough up the green for some ice, pal.”
- “Built Ford tough”
“It’s an American version of tough; not *really* tough, like German cars are tough.”
- “I can’t believe it’s not butter!”
“Being around Fabio, for even a few seconds, makes you dumb as a post.”
- “Pork; the other white meat”
“When Heston starts screaming that it’s people, don’t say we didn’t warn you.”
- “An Army of one”
“Can’t be gay all by yourself, can ya?”
- “A diamond says you’d marry her all over again”
“You’re too classy for a $50 hooker every week.”
- “Have it your way”
“Think of us as your personal hamburger whore.”
- “Just Do It”
“We know you’ll never get off the couch lard-ass; just buy the friggin’ shoes.”
- “The new way to office”
“The half-assed way to slogan.”
- “It’s so chunky, you’ll be tempted to eat it with a fork.”
“Those damn slicing machines are still dumping way too many body parts in our soups!”
- “Must-see TV”
“Yeah, what else are you gonna do, Shakespeare? Read?!”
- “Calgon, take me away!”
“I’ve got my Mr. Showerhead poised for action.”
- “Like a rock”
“God knows we weren’t selling many pickups with that Boy George tune.”
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