- Drink molasses till you heave.
- Attend a Wet Bonnet contest.
- Tear a page out of the room directory and totally trash it.
- Throw a “Keg of Buttermilk” party.
- Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really hot Clydesdale.
- Get a tattoo that says: “Born to Raise Barns.”
- Dare to wear a see-through smock to bed.
- Sleep in until 6:00am.
- Cop a glance, behind a checkout counter, of the front cover of a Playboy Magazine.
- Churn butter naked.