Hot Amish Spring Break Activities

  • Drink molasses till you heave.
  • Attend a Wet Bonnet contest.
  • Tear a page out of the room directory and totally trash it.
  • Throw a “Keg of Buttermilk” party.
  • Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really hot Clydesdale.
  • Get a tattoo that says: “Born to Raise Barns.”
  • Dare to wear a see-through smock to bed.
  • Sleep in until 6:00am.
  • Cop a glance, behind a checkout counter, of the front cover of a Playboy Magazine.
  • Churn butter naked.