Why Beer is Better Than Women

  • You can enjoy a beer all month long.
  • Beer stains wash out.
  • You don’t have to wine and dine beer.
  • Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play hockey.
  • When your beer goes flat you toss it.
  • Beer is never late.
  • Hangovers go away.
  • A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
  • Beer labels come off without a fight.
  • When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
  • Beer never has a headache.
  • After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth 10¢.
  • A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
  • If you pour a beer right you’ll always get a good head.
  • You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
  • A beer always goes down easy.
  • You can share a beer with your friends.
  • You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer.
  • A beer is always wet.
  • Beer doesn’t demand equality.
  • You can have a beer in public.
  • A beer doesn’t care when you get home.
  • A frigid beer is a good beer.
  • You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.