- Drunk = Spacially Perplexed
- Insane People = Comprehensibility Selective
- Insane People = Selectively Perceptive
- Bisexual = Sexually Non-preferential
- Bald = Folically Challenged
- Bald = Comb-Free
- Girl = Pre-Woman
- Short = Vertically Challenged
- Airhead = Reality Impaired
- Sarah Brightman = Alternatively Talented
- Dead = Metabolically Challenged
- Poor = Economically Deficient
- Poor = Economically Unprepared
- Slum = Economic Oppression Zone
- Hunter = Animal Assassin
- Old People = Gerentologically Advanced
- Homeless = Optionally Residential
- Hooker = Sexual-Care Provider
- Hooker = Sex Surrogate
- Housewife = Domestic Technician
- Handicapped = Differently Abled
- Deaf = Visually Oriented
- Blind = Photonically Non-receptive
- Drug Addict = Chemically Challenged
- Ugly = Attractively Impaired
- Obnoxious = Charismatically Impeded
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