Politically Correct Sayings

  • Drunk = Spacially Perplexed
  • Insane People = Comprehensibility Selective
  • Insane People = Selectively Perceptive
  • Bisexual = Sexually Non-preferential
  • Bald = Folically Challenged
  • Bald = Comb-Free
  • Girl = Pre-Woman
  • Short = Vertically Challenged
  • Airhead = Reality Impaired
  • Sarah Brightman = Alternatively Talented
  • Dead = Metabolically Challenged
  • Poor = Economically Deficient
  • Poor = Economically Unprepared
  • Slum = Economic Oppression Zone
  • Hunter = Animal Assassin
  • Old People = Gerentologically Advanced
  • Homeless = Optionally Residential
  • Hooker = Sexual-Care Provider
  • Hooker = Sex Surrogate
  • Housewife = Domestic Technician
  • Handicapped = Differently Abled
  • Deaf = Visually Oriented
  • Blind = Photonically Non-receptive
  • Drug Addict = Chemically Challenged
  • Ugly = Attractively Impaired
  • Obnoxious = Charismatically Impeded