Chainsaw Consultant
An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the top brass with clean hands.
Cube Farm
An office filled with cubicles.
Idea Hamsters
People who always seem to have their idea generators running.
Computer Potato
The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.
SITCOMs (Single Income, Two Children, Outrageous Mortgage)
What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
Squirt the Bird
To transmit a signal to a satellite.
Starter Marriage
A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.
Stress Puppy
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
Swiped Out
An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
Xerox Subsidy
Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one’s workplace.