- Chainsaw Consultant
An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the top brass with clean hands.
- Cube Farm
An office filled with cubicles.
- Idea Hamsters
People who always seem to have their idea generators running.
- Computer Potato
The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.
- SITCOMs (Single Income, Two Children, Outrageous Mortgage)
What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
- Squirt the Bird
To transmit a signal to a satellite.
- Starter Marriage
A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.
- Stress Puppy
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
- Swiped Out
An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
- Xerox Subsidy
Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one’s workplace.
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