Cat’s Computer Dictionary

Copyright 2001 Mark Mason
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  • Browser
    What I like to be at 3:00 am when I rearrange all your books on your desk. Where’s a kitty supposed to lay down with all that mess?
  • Wallpaper
    My favorite stuff, mostly in the kitchen and bathroom, I use to exercise my claws on.
  • Defrag
    Coughing up hairballs. Hey, it’s just a little maintenance!
  • Hyperlink
    Fake hot dog filled with my favorite pick-me-up: cat-nip.
  • Server
    My human subject. You can’t call them waitress, or waiter, or slave anymore; it’s not politically correct.
  • Shut Down
    Nap time – my favorite 16 hours of the day.
  • Laptop
    Little ol’ me. Certainly cuter, more useful, valuable, and entertaining. and no batteries are required.
  • Default
    Blame. If something gets broken around the house, don’t look at me! It’s probably that human I have to share my house with, or the dog’s fault!
  • Window
    The best place to watch birds, squirrels, and that weird dog next door eat out of the trash can and chase cars.
  • Home Page
    My papers – newspapers, that is, that I used before graduating to the real kitty litter box. I think they were the “Wanted: DOG” ads.

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