OK, we’re going to have a little language lesson today. Anyone know any interesting Chinese phrases?

• Ai Bang Mai Ni
  I bumped into a coffee table
• Ai No Pei
  I got this for free.
• Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu
  Let’s sleep together.
• Ar U Wun Tu
  A gay liberation greeting.
• Chin Tu Fat
  I think you need a facelift.
• Chow Mai Dong
  Blow me.
• Dum Gai
  Stupid person.
• Dum Dum Wa King
  There goes Stupid Man.
• Dung On Mai Shu
  I stepped in excrement.
• Fat Ho
  An unattractive woman.
• Gun Pao Der
  An ancient Chinese invention.
• Hao Long Wei Ting
  Has your flight been delayed?
• Hia Dei Kum
  They have arrived.
• Hu Flung Dung
  Which one of you fertilized the field?
• Hu Yu Hai Ding?
  Are you harboring a fugitive?
• Jan Ne Ka Sun
  A former late night talk show host.
• Kum Hia Nao
  See me A.S.A.P.
• Lao Ze Sho
  Cavemen.
• Lao Zi
  Not very good.
• Lei Lo
  Stay out of sight.
• Lin Ching
  An illegal execution.
• Ne Ahn
  A lighting fixture used in advertising signs.
• No Bai Dam Thing!!
  Your price is too high!!
• No Pah King
  This is a tow away zone.
• Shai Gai
  A bashful person.
• Su Pah
  Great.
• Sum Ting Wong
  That’s not right.
• Tai Ne Bae Be
  A premature infant.
• Tai Ni Po Ni
  Small Horse.
• Ten Ding Ba
  Serving drinks to people.
• Wa Shing Ka
  He’s cleaning his automobile.
• Wai Go Nao?
  Please, stay a while longer.
• Wai Hang Mi?
  I am not guilty.
• Wai So Dim?
  It’s very dark in here.
• Wai Yu Kum Nao
  Our meeting was scheduled for next week.
• Wai Yu Mun Ching?
  I thought you were on a diet.
• Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
  Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?
• Wai Yu Shao Ting
  There is no reason to raise your voice.
• Wai Yu So Tan?
  Did you go to the beach?
• Wan Bum Lung
  A person with tuberculosis.
• Wel Hung Gai
  Is that a banana in your pocket?
• Won Hung Low
  Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai.
• Yu So Dum
  You are not very bright.
• Yu Stin Ki Pu
  Your body odor is offensive.