Chinese Phrases

OK, we’re going to have a little language lesson today. Anyone know any interesting Chinese phrases?

  • Ai Bang Mai Ni
    I bumped into a coffee table
  • Ai No Pei
    I got this for free.
  • Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu
    Let’s sleep together.
  • Ar U Wun Tu
    A gay liberation greeting.
  • Chin Tu Fat
    I think you need a facelift.
  • Chow Mai Dong
    Blow me.
  • Dum Gai
    Stupid person.
  • Dum Dum Wa King
    There goes Stupid Man.
  • Dung On Mai Shu
    I stepped in excrement.
  • Fat Ho
    An unattractive woman.
  • Gun Pao Der
    An ancient Chinese invention.
  • Hao Long Wei Ting
    Has your flight been delayed?
  • Hia Dei Kum
    They have arrived.
  • Hu Flung Dung
    Which one of you fertilized the field?
  • Hu Yu Hai Ding?
    Are you harboring a fugitive?
  • Jan Ne Ka Sun
    A former late night talk show host.
  • Kum Hia Nao
    See me A.S.A.P.
  • Lao Ze Sho
  • Lao Zi
    Not very good.
  • Lei Lo
    Stay out of sight.
  • Lin Ching
    An illegal execution.
  • Ne Ahn
    A lighting fixture used in advertising signs.
  • No Bai Dam Thing!!
    Your price is too high!!
  • No Pah King
    This is a tow away zone.
  • Shai Gai
    A bashful person.
  • Su Pah
  • Sum Ting Wong
    That’s not right.
  • Tai Ne Bae Be
    A premature infant.
  • Tai Ni Po Ni
    Small Horse.
  • Ten Ding Ba
    Serving drinks to people.
  • Wa Shing Ka
    He’s cleaning his automobile.
  • Wai Go Nao?
    Please, stay a while longer.
  • Wai Hang Mi?
    I am not guilty.
  • Wai So Dim?
    It’s very dark in here.
  • Wai Yu Kum Nao
    Our meeting was scheduled for next week.
  • Wai Yu Mun Ching?
    I thought you were on a diet.
  • Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
    Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?
  • Wai Yu Shao Ting
    There is no reason to raise your voice.
  • Wai Yu So Tan?
    Did you go to the beach?
  • Wan Bum Lung
    A person with tuberculosis.
  • Wel Hung Gai
    Is that a banana in your pocket?
  • Won Hung Low
    Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai.
  • Yu So Dum
    You are not very bright.
  • Yu Stin Ki Pu
    Your body odor is offensive.