How Men And Dogs Are Alike

  • Both take up too much space on the bed.
  • Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners.
  • Both are threatened by their own kind.
  • Both mark their territory.
  • Both are suspicious of the postman.
  • Both are bad at asking you questions.
  • Both pass gas shamelessly.
  • Both like dominance games.
  • Both tend to smell riper with age.
  • Neither of them tells you what’s bothering them.
  • Neither of them does dishes.
  • Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
  • Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
  • Neither understands what you see in cats.
  • The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.