Ethnic Dating

  • A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
  • IRISH WOMAN:
    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  • ITALIAN WOMAN:
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3 carat ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
  • JEWISH WOMAN:
    First Date: You get dynamite head.
    Second Date: You get more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you’ll marry her and never get head again.
  • POLISH WOMAN:
    First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn’t home. She gave you the wrong address.
    Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
    Third Date: She’s pregnant. She’s not sure if its hers.
  • CHINESE WOMAN:
    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens..
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
    Third date: You don’t even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
  • INDIAN WOMAN:
    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.
  • BLACK WOMAN:
    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone other than you!
  • LATIN WOMAN
    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She is pregnant.
    Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister’s boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.