A Generic Ethnic Joke

A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group, and proceeded to make a remark which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group, whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning, the first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion, but the other meaning of which serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group. The first person took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way!

Ethnic Dating

    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3 carat ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
    First Date: You get dynamite head.
    Second Date: You get more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you’ll marry her and never get head again.
    First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn’t home. She gave you the wrong address.
    Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
    Third Date: She’s pregnant. She’s not sure if its hers.
    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens..
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
    Third date: You don’t even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.
    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone other than you!
    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She is pregnant.
    Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister’s boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.