- “To purchase our official applicator/turkey baster for an additional $6.99, click here.”
- After your purchase, you keep getting junk email with the subject “MAKE BABIES FAST!!!”
- “Marketing Manager” keeps calling to offer “free home delivery.”
- Does the real Stephen Hawking even *have* an AOL account?
- All of the “product” originates from Mort, a middle-aged landfill manager who likes to login to the teenage girls chatroom as Buffy15.
- Donors from yahoo.com are just that.
- They send you a blue dress and tell you to start scraping.
- Greater than 75% chance of getting a Joke List contributor.
- No way to know if what you’re bidding on is new or refurbished.
- Unless you live in a city with an NBA franchise, nobody will believe you actually “hooked-up” with Shawn Kemp.
- No way to verify that Ernest Borgnine is indeed the donor.
- Now there’s a coincidence, mine also came with a presidential seal.
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