New Terminology

  • Father
    A banker provided by nature.
  • Boss
    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  • Smile
    A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
  • Rumor
    News that travels at the speed of sound.
  • Dictionary
    The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
  • College
    A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
  • Ecstasy
    A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
  • Office
    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
  • Yawn
    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
  • Etc.
    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  • Committee
    Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  • Classic
    A book which people praise, but do not read.
  • Marriage
    It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master’s.
  • Worry
    Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
  • Experience
    The name men give to their mistakes.
  • Tears
    The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
  • Atom Bomb
    An invention to end all inventions.
  • Philosopher
    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
  • Diplomat
    A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  • Optimist
    A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
  • Pessimist
    A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
  • Miser
    A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
  • Criminal
    A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.
  • Politician
    One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
  • Doctor
    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
  • Software Engineer
    Someone who is paid for reading this !!!