- Father
A banker provided by nature.
- Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
- Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
- Rumor
News that travels at the speed of sound.
- Dictionary
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
- College
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
- Ecstasy
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
- Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
- Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
- Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
- Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
- Classic
A book which people praise, but do not read.
- Marriage
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master’s.
- Worry
Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
- Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
- Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
- Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
- Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
- Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
- Optimist
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
- Pessimist
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
- Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
- Criminal
A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.
- Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
- Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
- Software Engineer
Someone who is paid for reading this !!!
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