- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better
- You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold
- You see a “60 Minutes” news team waiting in your office
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
- Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business
- You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party last night and there aren’t any
- Your turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city
- Your twin forgot your birthday
- You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then you realize that you don’t have a waterbed
- Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway
- Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache
- Your boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat
- The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard
- You wake up and your braces are locked together
- You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose
- You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business
- Your income tax check bounces
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex
- Your pet rock snaps at you
- Your wife says “Good Morning, Bill” and your name is George
- You put both contact lenses in the same eye
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