- Brisk ticket sales as fans realize they no longer need baby-sitters for their 40 year old children.
- Harmonica solo on “Bridge Over Troubled Water” seems to be in the wrong key.
- Audience shouts for “Sounds of Silence” every time Dylan sings.
- Applause causes Clapper-controlled light show to freak out.
- “Hey! Don’t Bogart that Viagra, dude!!”
- Updated lyrics: “EVERYbody must get stoned… besides, it helps my glaucoma!”
- Microsoft provides cutting-edge software used to translate Dylan’s vocals in real-time.
- Paul’s the neat freak prude, Bob’s the beer-guzzling slob.
- “Hyears to yeeewwww, Meeeeesuuus Rhhhobinson. Jesus luvs yeeeewwww mooorrrrrre than yeeeeewwwwww will knooooooow. O…O…O.”
- “Now raise your cell phones way up in the air, and press star 99 like you just don’t care!”
- Art Garfunkel gets chief roadie job because he’s the only one who can understand Dylan’s Chinese take-out order.
- PA announcer introduces them as Mumbly Spice and Shorty Spice.
- Simon’s emotional ballad for Bob: “Fifty Ways to Kill Your Liver”
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