Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my sanity to keep.
For if some peace I do not find,
I’m pretty sure I’ll lose my mind.
I pray I find a little quiet
Far from the daily family riot.
May I lie back–not have to think
about what they’re stuffing down the sink,
or who they’re with, or where they’re at
and what they’re doing to the cat.
I pray for time all to myself
(did something just fall off a shelf?)
To cuddle in my nice, soft bed
(Oh no, another goldfish–dead!)
Some silent moments for goodness sake
(Did I just hear a window break?)
And that I need not cook or clean–
(well heck, I’ve got the right to dream)
Yes now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my wits about me keep,
But as I look around I know–
I must have lost them long ago!
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10 Things Not to Say to Your Girlfriend’s Parents
- My parole officer thinks Sarah has a calming effect on me.
- Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
- Which one of you taught Sarah to give such great head?
- Can you believe it those jerks at the corner market won’t cash my welfare check!
- We’re going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife can be rather vindictive at times.
- Those home pregnancy kits aren’t very reliable in my opinion.
- Sarah is so pretty I’ve decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
- Nice place you’ve got here, that painting looks expensive, I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn’t it?
- There ain’t nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sarah’s will be okay too.
- Can I put my car in your garage? I’m not sure how long that cop car will stay lost…