Guess what?!?!? I won the lottery..I’m gonna be rich!! I won the Florida lottery! I’m now a multimillionaire! Can you believe it?!? I’m bouncing off the walls here! You see, my ticket doesn’t have the exact winning numbers on it, but I meant to pick those winning numbers. The ticket was very confusing when I was filling it out and so I ended up with the wrong numbers on my card.
But since I really meant to pick those other numbers, they’re going to give me the money anyway!!!! They really shouldn’t make those darn cards so hard to fill out!!! And even though I was confused, I didn’t ask for help because no one would have helped me anyway and I didn’t want to appear like I didn’t know what I was doing. Isn’t it nice of Florida to give the money anyway.
I know, if the FL State Lottery won’t give me the money, I’ll just sue them!!!
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust, and she’s in a serious financial mess. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray, “God, please help me…I’ve lost my business and I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto…”
Lotto night comes, and she is devastated when someone else wins it.
Brandi prays again…”God, please let me win the lotto! I’ve lost my business, my house, and I’m going to lose my car as well…”
Lotto night comes, and Brandi still has absolutely no luck.
Once again, she prays. “My God, why have you forsaken me?! I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are very hungry. I don’t often ask for you to help, and I am a constant good servant for you…PLEASE just let me win the lotto this ONE time so I can get my life back in order…”
Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself…
“Work with me here, Brandi. Buy a ticket!”