Winners of a New York Magazine contest who were asked to take a well known expression in a foreign language, change a single letter and provide a definition for the new expression:

• Rigor Morris:
  The cat is dead.
• Respondez S’il Vois Plaid:
  Honk if you’re Scottish
• Harlez-vous Francais?:
  Can you drive a French motorcycle?
• Veni, Vipi, Vici:
  I came, I’m a very important person, I conquered
• Veni, Vidi, Visa:
  I came, I saw, I shopped.
• Cogito Eggo Sum:
  I think, therefore I am … a waffle
• Que Sera Serf:
  Life is feudal
• Leroi est Mort. Jive Leroi:
  The king is dead. No kidding
• Post Mortem:
  Death styles of the rich and famous
• Pro Bozo Publico:
  Support your local clown
• Monage a Trois:
  I am three years old
• Haste Cuisine:
  Fast French food
• Quip Pro Quo:
  A fast retort
• Aloha Oy:
  Love; greetings; farewell; and from such a pain you should never know
• Mazel Ton:
  Tons of luck
• Visa la France:
  Don’t leave your chateau without it
• Carne Diem:
  Seize the meat