- Don’t be afraid to dress conspicuously
- “There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes”
- Be polite to strangers – offer them a jelly baby
- Face bureaucracy with sarcasm
- Bad guys always wear black
- Almost any problem can be solved by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow
- Never trust anyone with a sinister beard and a high collar
- When in doubt, bang the console
- Nearly anyone will fall for the really big lie at some point
- If it glows, avoid it
- The gravel quarries are not what they seem
- Bad guys will not see you if you stand really close to the wall, even if they walk right past you
- All the aliens speak with British accents
- All alien planets have corridors somewhere
- There’s nothing the sonic screwdriver can’t handle (apart from a voice activated lock)
- Every alien planet has open cast mining
- “When I say run, RUN!”
- “Everyone remotely interesting is mad in one way or another”
- “Somewhere else the Tea’s getting cold”
- The worst won’t happen if you do something immensely clever
- “Humans have an amazing capacity for self-deception”
- If you’re so clever, follow me up the stairs
- Your best weapons are your mind, your scarf, and your brolly (British slang for umbrella)
- Blowing up earth will not solve your own impotence
- You never know what you’re going to get
- “I am the master, you will obey me”
- Life is hard, then you regenerate
- However bad it may be, it’ll all blow up in the last scene
- Companions may come and go, but your K9 is forever
- “I’m HAPPY!”
- “First things first – but not necessarily in that order”
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