- Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
- The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
- Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday
- Parties: Going Without New Outfits
- Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until… After the Game
- Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
- Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His
- Valuation: Just Because It’s Not Important to You…
- Communication Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort, Not the First
- Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
- Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging
- Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
- Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share
- Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
- Introduction to Parking
- Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space
- Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor
- Water retention: Fact or Fat
- Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
- Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption
- Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
- Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
- PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
- Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
- Sex – It’s For Married Couples, Too
- Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
- Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
- Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
- Ballet: For Women Only
- Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
- Learning to Go in Public Restrooms
- Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges
- “Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?” – Why Men Lie
- TV Remotes: For Men Only
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Continuing Education Courses for Men
- Meaningful Communication: Where No Man Has Gone Before
- The Undiscovered Side of Baking: You Do It
- Combating the Couch Potato Syndrome: Surprise, The NFL (NBA, etc) Does NOT Require Your Nightly Patronage to Remain On-air!
- Parties: How to Go Home with Whoever You Came With
- Woman Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Be Done By You Too!
- Bathroom Etiquette I: Putting Down the Seat
- Bathroom Etiquette II: Toothpaste, On the Brush, Not in the Sink
- Valuation: Just Because It’s Not Important to You…
- Communication Skills I: How to Speak Intelligibly
- Communication Skills II: Keeping Your “Word”
- Communication Skills III: Getting/Keeping The Girl You Want Requires the Removal of These Words from Your Speech Pattern…
- Driving a Car Safely: You Can DO it!
- Party Etiquette: Avoiding Alcohol After You Can’t Stand Upright
- Telephone Skills: How to Use One, and NOT Two Weeks After Receiving Her Number
- Introduction to Parking
- Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space
- Overcoming Stupid Behavior: Don’t Treat Her Different When Your Friends Are Around
- liquid Grain Storage: On Your Stomach, It is Fat
- Cooking I: How to Eat IN
- Cooking II: How to NOT Have Heart Attack By Age 21
- Cooking III: How to Inflict a Diet on YOURSELF
- Compliments: How to Give Them
- PMS: You Try It
- Dancing: Why Men Ought To
- Sex – How to Slow Down
- Classic Clothing: How To Match
- Cleaning: She Is Not Your Momma
- Laundry: How to Do It
- Intense Discussion About the Functions of Your Car: For Men Only
- Oil and Gas: Your Hair, Your Intestines. Problems NOT for Public Demonstration
- Learning to Ask Directions
- Appreciating Soaps, Colognes, etc…
- “How Was I?” – Why Women lie
- TV Remotes: Not Your Personal Property
- Sexy lingerie: The Difference Between SEXY and Risque
More Classes For Men
At our Local Learning Center for Adults
Sign Up By March 25th
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.
Topic 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Topic 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself? — Round Table Discussion.
Topic 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls/Nearby Bathtub? — Group Practice.
Topic 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures/Explanatory Graphics.
Topic 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? — Examples on Video
Topic 6: Loss of Identity – Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. — Help Line Support and Support Groups
Topic 7: Learning How to Find Things – Starting with Looking in the Right Places Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While screaming. Open Forum.
Topic 8: Health Watch – Bringing her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Topic 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials.
Topic 10: Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While she Parallel Parks? — Driving Simulations
Topic 11: Learning to Live – Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and Role-playing.
Topic 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Topic 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going to be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Topic 14: The Stove/Oven – What it is and How it is Used. Live demonstration.
** Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.**